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The soul of the lifeless: adventures in Gdańsk

Puzzle Pieces24 June, 202128 June, 2021

“The water’s not very clean,” I tell him while mentally visualising the semi-fluid soup of chemicals and goo that I just moments ago rejected for a dip. He looks at me, like he always does, challenged and ignited, and says…

Continue reading ➞ The soul of the lifeless: adventures in Gdańsk
Johnny Bravo
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Death Inc.

Puzzle Pieces17 February, 202117 September, 2021

[[Author’s warning: This story contain a pretty dark sense of humour that may not appeal to everyone.]] Blinding light… Excruciating pain… Silent darkness… Illuminating hope… A buff man… …? __ “Ah! Man… I’ll never get used to how you guys…

Continue reading ➞ Death Inc.
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Marrying the wrong person

Puzzle Pieces1 February, 20216 February, 2021

On YouTube, I’ve had a reoccurring recommendation. It has the title: Why you will end up marrying the wrong person. It’s a quasi-philosophical talk by someone somewhat important that I care nought for, but each time I see it under…

Continue reading ➞ Marrying the wrong person
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Kryptonite-me this!

Puzzle Pieces29 January, 20211 February, 2021

Despite a love for dark mint chocolate, I have always preferred my men nougaty. Perhaps surprising then that my all-time favourite superhero is Superman. It might seem like a cliché, that the “don’t-blast-me-with-kryptonite-perfection” that is Superman would the obvious choice…

Continue reading ➞ Kryptonite-me this!
FunnyMe time

So long, and thanks for all the fish

Puzzle Pieces6 January, 20216 January, 2021

A loud bang on the bedroom door shocks me into a state of hyper-awokness. Like any millennial, my first instinct is to check my phone. Lying next to me in bed it is the closest thing to a lover and…

Continue reading ➞ So long, and thanks for all the fish
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Wants and Needs: and the Smack Operator

Puzzle Pieces12 November, 202012 November, 2020

(Instead of Music: Confusion) In a panic, I woke up with one thought, and one thought only: “I need to get my retirement pension in order!“ Out of all the absurd things I wake to, this was the ultimate cookie…

Continue reading ➞ Wants and Needs: and the Smack Operator
Don Quijote, Lorelei, Sancho Panza
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The lost and found section at the hospital

Puzzle Pieces2 November, 202011 November, 2020

There are condoms in bowls absolutely everywhere. It is the first sign that everything is not quite according to standard practice. My second sign is the gay poster of two men kissing and a coffee machine proclaiming a gay-positive message.…

Continue reading ➞ The lost and found section at the hospital
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Hitting not quite The Rock’s bottom

Puzzle Pieces20 August, 202012 October, 2022

(Published at a later date than it was written.) Today a bird shat on me. The yellow goo smeared itself out of nowhere all over my arm as though a reassuring pat from the universe telling me it will all…

Continue reading ➞ Hitting not quite The Rock’s bottom
FunnyReturning CharactersTravel

The Fantastic Four on a romantic (but not really) weekend away

Puzzle Pieces10 July, 202010 July, 2020

While holding on to the stressed-out kitten Pixel, Fire is in a calm yet somewhat high-pitched tone screaming google maps directions to Earth from her phone. In lack of a cat, Water is instead holding on to her car seat…

Continue reading ➞ The Fantastic Four on a romantic (but not really) weekend away
Earth, Fantastic Four, Fire, Water, Wind
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A Penis Dog

Puzzle Pieces15 June, 202015 June, 2020

and Our Failures to See what Others See The other day I saw a woman with a tattoo on the back of her arm. It looked unmistakable and inescapably like a penis. I’m not kidding, not even stretching the truth…

Continue reading ➞ A Penis Dog

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  • About
  • Blog
    • Post Archive
    • Returning Characters
    • Slice of life
    • Quasi-philosophy
    • Something funny?
  • Author’s Pick!
  • Travel
    • Thoughts from travels
    • Post by location
  • Fucked-up Fiction
  • Lost Little Robots
  • Art Gallery